i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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