Pappa wants mamma naked
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
is that a dick in a sweater?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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