That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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