Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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