i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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