Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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