Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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