HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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