Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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