He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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