It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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