ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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