turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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