He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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