I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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