Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
They took my balls.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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