the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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