Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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