A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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