Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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