No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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