Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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