i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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