i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
fuck your aforementioned shoe
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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