well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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