ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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