Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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