um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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