he shaved USA in his pubs
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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