He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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