we made out on top of his cat.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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