That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I touched a dick in church today
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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