Whatcha textin bout Willis?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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