you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
they're like a gay fantastic four
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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