Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
