Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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