dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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