"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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