he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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