There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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