yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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