are you still at the devil's house?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Randomize
