real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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