you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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