Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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