there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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