nut hugger
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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