You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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