If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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