Tell her she can't have a vagina
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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