They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Drake has all the answers
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