I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Randomize
