Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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