Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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