Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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